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  • Saddle Road Press wants your writing.

    Are you looking for a press to publish your book length writing? Consider Saddle Road Press, as Michelle Wing did with her book of poetry, Body on the Wall.

    Saddle Road Press, founded in 2011, is a small literary press located in Hilo, on the Big Island of Hawai’i. In 2013 they founded the Forty-Three North Chapbook Series – named for the latitude of Lake Erie – to honor their long-time home near Buffalo.

    Now that SRP is permanently settled back home in Hawai’i, they are focusing more on writing from and about the Pacific. They are primarily looking for work that moves and delights them. They are open to older writers, to non-MFA writers, to performance pieces, to writers whose first language is not English. They are interested in poetry, literary fiction, memoir and essays.

    Shape your writing now, and be ready to submit later this year.

    “We read submissions once each year, between November 15th and January 15th. Please do not submit manuscripts outside of these periods. Typically we publish three books a year.”

    SRP has now gone digital, Editor’s Blog.

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  • Guest Blogger Janet Ciel: Recall a time in your life. . .

    Janet Ciel writes:

    The other day I was having a conversation with a biking friend who mentioned she had a dream of being a poster child for the 70′s and above age group. She said she was buckling down on her eating, biking as much as possible, and is joining a gym. She was inspired by an amazing woman she read about who is in her 90s and still competing in track and field events.

    You know my response was enthusiastic, as of course I always feel that our maximum potential is just another bike ride away. I am amazed at the strength and endurance increases that are possible by just doing it, what “it” is for you, over and over again. No matter what your age you can get stronger and more vibrant.

    But some of you have not even started. You might be in your 70s or older and are saying, “it’s too late for me, why bother?” The answer to that is baloney!

    First, what do you want your old age to be like? How does being in a nursing home from a stroke, heart attack or inability to move sound to you? How about the idea of your kids having to take care of you and the burden on them? The endless hospital visits, and the vulnerability that comes from a frail body: you are longing for this?

    But I think the huge question is: Do you want your life to be one of motivation and striving towards a better you, or one who is just resigned to who you are and will be…a “whatever” kind of thing?

    Okay, I am on a rant here, but I feel strongly about this. Those of you who are not doing something truly challenging for yourself physically, I encourage you to push the envelope and actually develop some muscle. And when I say muscle I mean it both literally and in other contexts.

    Literally, we need real muscle so that we do not develop osteoporosis. When you work with weights you will develop muscle, and it is vital for our long term strength and well-being. I so recommend braving a boot camp, if you’re reasonably fit, or a core fitness, bar sculpt, TRX or other type of class which works with weights and resistance.

    But we also need to develop our “I-am-getting-off-the-couch-and-getting-my-butt-in-gear” muscle too. Once it has been in use for awhile it becomes habit. And once you create the habit…change is inevitable.

    We should consider the brain muscle. Okay, I’m not sure brain is a muscle, but it certainly needs a big shift when it comes to activity for a lot of us. So many people have the “I hate exercise” loop running through their heads. If that sounds like you I encourage you to recall a time in your life when you decried having to do something you “hated,” but then eventually liked and then loved. Think computers, for example. I am betting most of us were a tad intimidated, if not downright angry at having to face this machine and learn it. Now it is so ingrained in us that we cannot go anywhere without it being with us in some way. Few people go into a serious exercise regimen “loving” it from the outset. In fact, for most I would say it is a gradual build-up of little steps leading to an eventual “Wow, look what I can do!”

    So set this blog aside, get on some sneakers and let’s make 2014 the year we look back on and say, “I started then and I am so glad!”

    Note from Marlene: Perhaps you started writing and then stopped because of __________ (fill in the blank). No matter the reason, if you really want to write. . . just start. . . get out a notebook, paper, pen or flex your fingers and sit at your keyboard. By the way, I started a boot camp program last year and absolutely love it. If you are in the Petaluma area, join me at Fitness Revolution.

    Rosie Riveter.CielGuest Blogger Janet Ciel has lost 80 lbs and maintained that loss since 2001. She is a former Weight Watchers leader, and a certified Life Coach specializing in weight management. Janet and her husband Denver recently opened a new bike rental company in Sebastopol, the Sebastopol Bike Center. Janet is a proponent of healthy, smart eating and activity. Check out her website, Healthy and Happy and subscribe to her newsletter to read her blogs monthly.

  • All writing is . . . E. B. White

    All writing is communications; creative writing communication through revelation — it the Self escaping into the open. — E. B. White   The Paris Review Interview

    E. B. WhiteE.B. White was a contributor to The New Yorker, co-author of The Elements of Style and author of Charlotte’s Web.

  • Summer! Prompt #77

    Write about . . . Summer.

    Summer

  • Let’s talk about the inner critic.

    It’s difficult to shake off judging ourselves and our writing. Our inner critic is a hard one to let go — it’s been with us for so long.

    What I especially like about freewrites is that since they are very rough first drafts, they can be just awful and no one should care because, after all, they are just first drafts.

    The beauty of freewrites is getting Self out of the way and going with the flow. Let your writing flow with no judging. When you are in the zone and writing. . . time flies. There is no space for the inner critic to hang out. It’s just you and your creative mind playing with words.

    Let go of your worries about your writing.

    Lola

    Choose a prompt from The Write Spot Blog. Set your timer for 12 minutes and Just Write.

  • What is the worst thing that could be taken from you? Prompt #76

    What is the worst thing that could be taken from you?

    Set your time for 12 minutes. Write. No thinking. Just write.

    pathandtreesJanePost your freewrite here on The Write Spot Blog.

     

     

    Photo by Jane Person

  • Do you have a funny story? Submit!

    The Funny Times is a monthly forum for humor and satire in a world gone totally insane. Here’s what they have to say about submitting:

    We read thousands of stories and cartoons in order to find and collect the “best of the best” each month.

    So they tell you you’re funny, huh? Great! That’s exactly what we’re looking for!

    Here are a few things you should know to submit your funny cartoons and stories to Funny Times:

    Our print publication pokes fun at politics, news, relationships, food, technology, pets, work, death, environmental issues, business, religion (yes, even religion) and the human condition in general. Not much is off limits, so do your best to make us laugh.

    Stories — the funniest you have ever written — should be about 500-700 words. Don’t send us things that aren’t funny. We won’t publish them.

    There is a lead-time of several months because of our editorial calendar, meaning, i.e., December holiday material should be mailed for consideration in September. Please include a SASE for return of your material and/or our response. We do not accept electronic submissions of any type, nor can we reply to you in any way other than your SASE. We’re old school and unapologetic about it. We buy one-time reproduction rights and do not require exclusives; your work is ultimately yours to keep. We pay upon publication, not acceptance, and the rates are $25-$40 per cartoon based on reproduction size and $60 each for story. You’ll even get a complimentary subscription to Funny Times and some serious bragging rights.

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    Click here for Submission Guidelines.

     

    Submissions should be mailed to:

    The Funny Times
    C/O The Editors
    P.O. BOX 18530
    Cleveland Heights, OH 44118

  • Guest Blogger Jared Gulian never gave up.

    Guest blogger Jared Gulian wrote a fun story about his dream of being published. I love publishing stories that are inspiring and enjoy stories that take place in San Francisco, my home town.

    “I’m giving up,” I said. “‘Moon over Martinborough’ is never going to be a book.”

    Ever since I’d started this blog I’d wanted to turn it into a book, but I was losing hope.

    “Maybe you shouldn’t give up just yet,” Uncle Oscar replied.

    Uncle Oscar was here on his annual visit from New York, and we were sitting at the Gamekeeper, the restaurant at Alana Estate vineyard just down the road. CJ and I were having lunch with Uncle Oscar and our friends Leelee and the Wolf.

    “Uncle Oscar’s right,” Leelee said. “Don’t give up.

    Although the blog had gained some recognition, after 3 years of hard slog I still felt no closer to my book goal. It didn’t matter that I already had a first draft of the book manuscript put together, or that my stories were appearing regularly in Wairarapa Lifestyle Magazine. I was ready to throw my hands in the air.

    “Why don’t you write a book proposal and send it to publishers?” Leelee said. “I have a great book which tells you how to write a book proposal. You can borrow it.”

    CJ and the Wolf joined in, and the group’s gentle cajoling continued until I finally agreed to write a proper book proposal.

    Writing a book proposal

    Leelee’s copy of ‘How to get published and make a lot of money!’ by Susan Page was my guide. The title is a bit embarrassing, but it has a very good chapter on how to write a book proposal. It explains how to write sections on the author, the audience, the marketing plan, analysis of the ‘competition’, and chapter-by-chapter outline.

    I spent almost two months working on that proposal. I honed and crafted and redrafted. On 16 May 2012 I sent that proposal – printed handsomely and filled with gorgeous photographs – to four publishers. I figured it would sit for months in their ‘slush piles’ of unsolicited material, and I’d be lucky if I ever got a response.

    Well, blow me down if I didn’t get a response less than two weeks later. It was from Nicola Legat, Publishing Director at Random House New Zealand. She said, “Many thanks for sending in your overview of Moon Over Martinborough. I am impressed by and grateful for the very detailed analysis it contains. I’d very much like to see the first draft.”

    Huh? Was this possible? I quickly sent her my manuscript.

    HourglassWaiting for the decision

    Then the painful waiting began. Each day was sheer torture. What was Nicola thinking? Would she hate my manuscript? Would she love it?

    After a week that felt like an eternity, Nicola emailed saying, “Just a quick note to say that I am halfway though, and I am loving it! I’ll be back to you next week.”

    Yeah! But it wasn’t final yet. Maybe the second half of my manuscript was horrible. Maybe she would change her mind.

    Finally Nicola’s response came. “I’ve now finished my read and I am going to propose to the Publishing Committee at our Wednesday meeting that we accept this book for publication early next year. I will let you know that afternoon what their decision is.”

    What?! OMG! I was thrilled. But Wednesday was four whole days away! How on earth was I going to survive the wait?

    SF waterfrontIn San Francisco

    As it turned out, that four-day wait coincided with my and CJ’s big plane trip back to the States for a long-overdue visit with friends and family. Our first stop was San Francisco, where we stayed with our old Tokyo friends Josh and Tina. At their house I checked my email, and sure enough there was an email from Nicola.

    “Can you give a number where it’s convenient to call you later on this afternoon?” Nicola wrote.

    I responded that I was in San Francisco, and I sent Josh and Tina’s home phone number. Literally moments later the phone rang.

    Tina answered in her best I’m-a-corporate-lawyer voice. “Yes, Jared is here. May I ask who’s speaking?”

    I felt like screaming, “Just give me the damn phone!”

    “Thank you, Nicola,” Tina said calmly. “I’ll get Jared.”

    Tina handed me the phone with a huge smile on her face. “Jared, it’s Random House calling for you.”

    What hopeful writer doesn’t want to hear those words?

    I took the phone and walked out onto Tina and Josh’s back deck, which overlooks an amazingly beautiful canyon. I can barely remember the details of the conversation. My head was spinning. I have a piece of paper I scribbled notes on, and it hardly makes any sense at all.

    But the most important thing I heard in that conversation was this. The Publishing Director of Random House New Zealand said very clearly, “We are really keen and would love to publish your book with you.”

    It was a yes.

    I feel like I’ve stepped into some bizarre parallel universe where all of my dreams come true. Thank God my friends and loved ones intervened just as I was ready to give up. Thank God.

    Click here for information about purchasing print and ebook:  Moon Over Martinborough: From Michigan to the Wairarapa… How an American city boy became a Kiwi farmer.

    Reposted with Jared’s permission.  You can stay in touch with Jared’s adventures as told on Jared’s Facebook Page, Moon Over Martinborough.

    I originally learned about Jared and his blog-to-book story on Nina Amir’s post.

  • When one is freshly informed. . . . Joan Anderson

    When one is freshly informed, has a serendipitous experience, one’s mood is changed, one’s heart is changed. That is why taking the time to see, hear, be present to images and language that arise from new experiences have the power to change one from one way to another. — A Year by the Sea, by Joan Anderson.

    A Year by the Sea

  • What doesn’t tickle your fancy? Prompt #75

    What is your pet peeve? You know, those little, or big, things that drive you up the wall. What makes your hair stand on end? What ruffles your feathers?

    Bird by Breana

    Prompt: Write about what doesn’t tickle your fancy!

     

    Photo by Breana Marie